What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?